Monday, February 29, 2016

Lemon-Blueberry-Flan Bundt Cake

Lemon, Blueberry Masterpiece

Ever had one of those "I've lost it and my mind has left my body" moments?  Okay, well maybe I'm the only one, but Saturday I lost it.  After dealing with what can only be described as way too much stupid the last few months I walked downstairs half-asleep, hadn't even turned on the lights yet and stepped in dog piss (I should also mention this has been a recurring theme as of late).  I'm not quite sure whom I yelled at more Hot Dog Dude or the one who I knew was really responsible - Rusty.  Yes I'm naming names; despite having two children Ted has always been my favorite (there I said it).  For years I always had my suspicions about Rusty, he just has the yeah I did it and what the hell are you going to do about it look about him.  I can't even tell you how many times I've come home from being out to find bathroom trash strewn from the upstairs to the downstairs, but shit got real when I saw Rusty crap out a whole tampon one day.  Ted just shook his head and confirmed his spot as favorite child.

Oh I know what you are thinking, but Hot Dog Dude was completely innocent and didn't deserve me going bat shit crazy on him.  Well let's face it I'm sure he has done something in the past I missed, so he was fair game. Besides if he had crated them like I asked the night before instead of going right back to sleep on his recliner this would of never happened.  Hey I woke him once, but I refuse to carry a 200-pound baby up the stairs.  I work out, but come on ever heard of a hernia.

After inhaling way too many bleach fumes and feeling a smidgen of remorse, I told Hot Dog Dude, "I'm going out running until I no longer feel like hurting people, I should be back in about a month".  I want to blame this episode on the vegetarian diet I've been on since January making me a little off balance, but then again that is his fault too.  Wow, I'm beginning to see this is a vicious circle here.

I went to yoga this morning and said, "Namaste" and everything which I think means screw all that bullshit you dealt with before you got here, but I'm still feeling a little on edge, so let's go to a happy place and talk about this light, luscious, lemon-blueberry-flan cake.  I have it on good authority that you can serve this cake to someone and it pretty much negates anything that happened previously.  Yep, slate wiped clean.

Lemon Blueberry Bundt

Lemon-Blueberry Masterpiece (as aptly named by my lovely niece)

Lemon Flan:
3 cups - 2% milk (whole would work fine too)
1 cup - granulated sugar
1 tablespoon - lemon zest
4 tablespoons - lemon juice
8 egg yolks, beaten (reserve 4 of the whites for the cake batter)

Lemon-Blueberry Cake:
1/2 cup - vegetable oil
1/2 cup - unsalted butter, melted
2 1/2 cups - all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon - baking powder
1/2 teaspoon - baking soda
1 teaspoon - salt
1 tablespoon - lemon zest
1/4 cup - lemon juice
1 1/2 cups - granulated sugar
1 cup - low-fat buttermilk
4 egg whites, whipped to soft peaks
6 ounces - fresh blueberries

1.  Rub a 12-cup capacity bundt pan with softened butter and spray with non-stick spray for good measure.
2.  Move the oven rack to the lower 2/3-rds and preheat to 350 degrees F.
3.  Put on a couple cups of water on in a tea kettle to boil.
4.  Whip the 4 egg whites in the bowl of a mixer or by hand until soft peaks form.  Set aside.
5.  In another large bowl add vegetable oil, butter, flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, lemon zest, lemon juice, granulated sugar, buttermilk and mix until combined.  Fold in egg whites and then fold in blueberries until well combined.  Pour cake into the bottom of the bundt pan.
6.  In a small saucepan combine milk, sugar, lemon zest, and lemon juice and heat on medium until hot.
7.  Ladle a little bit of the milk into the egg yolks, whisking and then adding a little more milk, then add the eggs back into the saucepan and heat for one more minute.
8.  Strain the custard with a fine sieve to remove the curdled bits that will have formed from the lemon, and slowly pour the custard over the cake batter already in the pan.
9.  Place the bundt pan in a large roasting pan and pour a couple inches of boiling water in, place carefully in the oven.
10.  Bake 60-70 minutes uncovered, until a toothpick inserted comes out from the cake clean.
11.  Remove cake from roasting pan and let cool on the counter for 45 minutes and then place in the fridge to cool for another 15-20 minutes.
12.  Invert the cake onto a serving platter and keep in the fridge until really cold and ready to serve.

If this cake doesn't get you out of the doghouse, what exactly did you do, and can you share with the whole class please.  I can use a little levity around here.




  1. Masterpiece indeed! Anything lemon blueberry is my happy place too :).

  2. What an extraordinary bundt cake! I totally love that lemon flan, Gina.

  3. yummy this cake is delicious, nice with a big pot of tea, thanks for sharing.



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