Your Easy Button Has Arrived!

I may or may not have been carrying on in an escalating voice about why nothing can ever get done around here the easy way when Hot Dog Dude chimed in, "I'm going to get you an Easy Button." I've been sitting around here twiddling my thumbs but it still hasn't shown up, so I decided I better take matters into my own hands.

Once I made this easy button, it changed my life.  One push of the button and the sink was cleared of dirty dishes.  Another push and Hot Dog Dudes' dirty socks magically disappeared off of the floor.  Holy crap what else can this thing do I thought to myself.

Maybe it could cure The Queen of her horrid habit of letting naughty words slip from her lips?  One push of this button and it's all cake.

Let's just say your young child comes home with a note from the teacher informing you that your child taught the whole class a new four letter word.  Just send said child to school the next day with this button and a note informing the teacher, "There is no way they learned it at home, because we use this button at home."

Perhaps you are in a heated argument with your significant other and they think they just got the last word in.  First of all, well just don't let that happen.  Secondly, push this button and hello argument over.

I created this button for emergency situations only!  It comes complete with a warning label that reads:  If you make me push this button, I'd suggest you run and duck for cover.

I had to deploy this button when I realized I didn't make a 20 pounds gone button! FUDGE, FUDGE, FUDGE, I kept repeating to myself.

When Hot Dog Dude came home from work complaining about his crappy day, guess what I told him he is the proud new owner of?  I sent him to work the next day with some Easy Button cookies and I'm sure he will have no more problems.

Thanks guys for your sweet comments about my blue mood last week.  I threw on my red raincoat, put my smile back on and went for a drive to clear my head and go check on something I've been eagerly anticipating - the opening of Cherry season.

They aren't quite ready yet, but I will keep you posted.

I felt so much better after my little road trip, all the great advice you guys gave me about needing to get back in the kitchen was right.  Thank you everyone.

Hope you all have a fantastic weekend!

Gina